A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said........."Clean my house."
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Ha! That made me laugh. Maybe because I have about four more loads of laundry to do; floors to mop; a sick little boy to take care of; groceries to buy; bedroom and office to clean, etc. Or maybe just because I have a weird sense of humor!! Hope it made you smile and hope you have a great day my friends!!
9 comments:
that was great!!!
Definitely made me laugh!
Because I would pay 5x that if someone would clean my house right now :0)
love it! Just love it!
:) can he come clean mine, too?
haha i loved that!
Ha ha ha!!!
That's great.
Totally after my heart...
Ha ha. I can totally appreciate this!
Been missing you. I've thought about you lately. We've been reading about Latin America. Interesting place, made me think about you often too!
That was great! I sure miss you friend. I am glad you had fun with the Maupins! I keep checking tickets but nothing is very cheap right now. We are off to Kc for the North American with all the "old people" Caleb says :) but it will be fun to stay at a hotel with the three kids, not have to cook or clean, and swim every day. Write when you get a chance.
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